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My Touch Is Black And Poisonous

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No

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

What Sherlock said: “You’ve missed this, admit it.  The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins.  Just the two of us against the rest of the world!”

What John heard: “You’ve missed me, admit it.  The way I make you feel, the blood pumping through your veins.  Just the two of us against the rest of the world!”

It’s no surprise John smashed his face into Sherlock’s with anger and bitterness.  But TAB solves the question - If Sherlock hadn’t gone away and instead let John in, what would the reaction have been?

What Sherlock said after letting John in: “You love this, admit it. The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins.  Just the two of us against the rest of the world!”

Instead of resentment, John would’ve been overcome with passion and desire, thrusting his face into Sherlock’s for a different reason.

I hate it when people touch your hand when they take they take things from you like bruh! I don't know you, I'm just giving you my glue and your holding my hand like we in a relationship over here!

what she says: I don't like romantic movies
what she means: I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland fucking couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. FUCKING DELIGHTFUL. GOD