sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

They always say "You don't need to lose weight! You look great now!"

But then you lose 20 lbs and all you hear is “Wow! You look amazing! How’d you do it! I’m proud!”

People lie.

lies lies lies

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

I wish I could dress cute but I’m too fat to…

“A lover doesn’t discourage your growth. A lover says, ‘I see who you are today, I cannot wait to see who you become tomorrow.’”

— Dita Von Teese (via suspend)

600 cal + workouts 💗

Mouse Workout

as quiet as a mouse…🐁💫

100 leg lifts (each leg)

75 squats

50 sit-ups

50 second plank

50 second wall sit

should burn around 250-300 calories (it depends on your weight)

If you watch a lot of TV like me. Here are some super simple exercises I do per episode. It’s not a lot but it adds up, especially if you’re bingewatching.

40 minuet episodes

-100 jumping jacks

-20 burpees

-20 lunges

-60 sec plank

-60 sec wallsit

20 minute episodes

- 50 jumping jacks

-10 squats

-10 push ups

-10 toe touches