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@wildefire

Monty, like Monty Python ll bi ll she/her ll WingsTakeMeAway on AO3 ll

ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

$700,000 a day for a year is $255,500,000. So it would take a hair under 40 years to use up the $10 billion.

if its 1:00am when you're reading this you know what to do!

that's right! it's research traditional methods of moroccan architecture, which follow strict mathematic structures and formulas to create stunning tilework and arches, often also utilizing a special form of clay endemic to morocco famed for its sculptural qualities which are difficult and even impossible to reproduce in other regions! additionally, the cultural significance of the various motifs and colors used throughout moroccan architecture, both in religious and in secular buildings, are distinct and highly formalized, honed over many h

Hey OP where's the rest of the information

they're in the research you're supposed to be doing

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

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gffa

"Did you know Master Yaddle?" "Master Yaddle was strong-willed. A strange sense of humor. I enjoyed her company immensely." "My master was her Padawan. He said she trained harder than anyone he knew. Which was really something, if you knew Jaro Tapal." #YADDLE SHOUT-OUT IN JEDI: SURVIVOR #AND JUST FOR REFERENCE JARO TAPAL WAS A LASAT #SO TINY FROG GRANDMA YADDLE AND GIANT MID-TEENAGER JARO TAPAL AS HER PADAWAN #IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING TO HAVE LEARNED

I'm sick and tired of hearing ice-cold takes that Batman's a Mary Sue.

So what? So what if he's an engineer, martial artist, gymnast, strategist, forensic scientist, hacker, racecar driver, pilot, detective, actor, CEO, etc.

Bruce Wayne is NOT a Mary Sue.

He's Everything. Bruce Wayne is the Barbie of the DC universe.

Anyway here's my pitch for a new batman logo:

He’s Everything. Bruce

Wayne is the Barbie of the

DC universe.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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robotpussy

Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)

Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)

Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)

Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set

Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)

(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)

Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)

so sick of star wars rebels slander

just admit u hate well written redemption arcs, found family, and gay people. like theres one guy who is all of the above and hes there the entire show.

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seerofmike

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

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seerofmike

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

Seriously.

My receptionist coworker and I can flip the "smile, bitch" switch so fucking fast that our massage therapist simply stare in awe at how we deal with the crap we put up with every day.

If that makes me a psychopath, then Netflix will be coming my way with the documentary offer any day.

The best thing about the film is that Glass Onion was written and filmed long before elon musk even pretended to want to buy twitter. however, just by the fact that the film is being released at this time, millions of people around the world are watching this film, pointing at their TVs and saying haha the billionaire is just as much of an idiot as elon. i hope elon cries himself to sleep thinking about it

Empire au

  • Where Anakin doesn’t lose his limbs but still becomes Darth Vader
  • He still wears a suit but it’s more armor and to instill fear
  • The battle on mustafar goes a bit differently, Obi-wan looses but doesn’t die
  • Order 66 still happens but more Jedi live because Anakin offers them a chance to join him.
  • With that the clones comply with the change, as they follow their generals
  • The clones are never replaced by the storm troopers
  • The 501st are still quite loyal to Anakin
  • Some have their doubts because Ahsoka deserted
  • Aayla Secura, Bly and the rest of the squad escape.
  • Obi-wan escapes with a very alive Padme and the twins
  • Anakin still believes they’re dead
  • Most clones stay in the army, due to the fact that many of them got revenge on the generals that got so many of their brothers killed
  • Palpatine loses his hold on Anakin pretty quickly, without the suit palpatine isn’t able to torture Anakin endlessly
  • Anakin kills palpatine when he realizes his “master” is trying to kill him.
  • Anakin decides to find the cure for the clones accelerated aging (like in republic commando books)
  • Don’t get me wrong he’s still pretty cruel and ruthless as Darth Vader
  • But in the end he’s still a lonely little boy who’s lost most of his family, all he has left is the 501st. And he’s not about to loose them.
  • Eventually by the time The empire strikes back and Return of the Jedi are supposed to occur there’s still a battle between Darth Vader and Luke
  • But it goes a little differently
  • Anakin with his original limbs and without the restraining suit palpatine would’ve originally given him is A LOT stronger
  • Maybe Luke joins him?
  • Who knows

Hey I went to Finishing Your Wips island. Yeah nobody knew you there :/

i know this is a lie bc you've never visited Finishing Your Wips island

My flight got rerouted to Make Another Story island again :(:(