friendly neighborhood ghost

have a shitpost based on this text post

why is luther built like a cockroach

( Franz Kafka sweats )

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”

bring back ghost autographs or perish.

for those of you that do not understand or know of ghost autographs it when you write your signature on the crease of paper and then fold the paper soest how it smudges and blots, looking like a skeletal system. [source]

This is!!! what I do!!

What does your Ghost Autograph look like?

Here are more examples:

They’re all so fucking cute!!!

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

a cinematic masterpiece

types of shiny pokemons

All custom painted taxidermy swordfish know is fishing, hunting, hot rod, rat rod, Nascar, man cave, mustang, Camaro, chopper, bopper, Harley fan, eat hot chip & lie

“You have been a joy to raise”

Au bal masqué 

every irl gay friendship is fucking *fake flirts* *fake flirts* *fake flirts* *intimate flirting* *haha….. just kidding….. unless? moment* *never seriously responds* *fake flirts* *intimate flirting* *intimate flirting* *fake flirts* *fake fl

when we told all the harry potter people to read a different book they all just went and watched marvel movies I think

me making this post:

Cops be like: *fucks up* haha oops, *kills someone* oopsie *acts corrupt* wups, omg no the thin blue line :( pwease wespect us

*shoots a civilian” lol I did an oopsy *shoots hostage* *uses civilians as shields* I’m sowwy uwu

oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

so this IS peak performance

the sequel we never heard about but desperately needed