In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only pixel art.
knuckle tattoos that say AI GENERATED
Where does the eleventh letter go?
> be me
> the smallest most pathetic sopping wet knight in Camelot
> enjoying a nye party at uncle artie’s
> dude walks in and he’s green for some reason
> not worried about it just thought he was doing a bit
> asks to play a Yule game where someone strikes him with an axe and he gets to do it back next year
> mfw
> uncle art goes to accept the challenge
> I say fuck it and volunteer because I’m not doing anything with my life anyway
> chop the green guy’s clean head off
> he picks his head up and laughs
> says I have to meet him at some chapel so he can do thing to me next year
> I piss myself
> he lets me keep the axe so that’s nice
> what do I doooo guys
> 10 months pass
> set out to find the chapel I’m supposed to meet this guy at
> bring my sickkkk new axe
> ladies love my sick new axe. get lots of play
> fight beasts and highway men and things for 7 weeks straight
> eventually end up at this huge castle in the middle of nowhere
> turns out it belongs to this extremely sexy guy and his extremely sexy wife
> says his name is bert and he knows where the chapel I’m supposed to be at is
> weird old lady in the castle freaking me out
> guy says I can stay at his place until my beheading appointment and I get a poly vibe from him and his wife so I ignore the old lady
> guy says he’s going to go hunting everyday and give me whatever he hunts if I give him whatever I was gifted in the castle
> first morning his wife tries to fuck me immediately but I don’t know if they have an open relationship or not so I turn her down
> get a kiss instead
> that evening he gives me a deer and I give him a kiss
> next morning she tries to get in my pants again. we kiss twice.
> that evening he gives me a boar and I give him 2 kisses
> the next morning his missus tries to give me a gold ring I say no bc gold isn’t my color tbh
> she offers me a green sash that’s enchanted so the wearer can’t be harmed while wearing it
> mfw I realize this could keep me from being beheaded
> take the sash
> she kisses me 3 times and leaves
> bert gives me a fox that night and I kiss him 3 times
> leave for the chapel the next day wearing the sash
> the green guy is there and he’s sharpening another axe
> mfw
> where does this guy keep getting axes?
> get down on the chopping block to have my head cut off
> he swings. I flinch
> he calls me a little whiny baby
> he swings again. doesn’t hit me
> hate this guy
> he swings a third time and it only cuts me a little
> he starts laughing
> turns out he was bert just fucking with me the whole time using magic
> the old lady in the castle was my aunt morgan who made him do this bullshit so she could make fun of us knights
> tells me he cut my neck a little because I lied about the stash
> earth shattering sex with the green man commences
> return to Camelot wearing the stupid green sash. the other knights tell me I have to wear my fucktrophy green sash forever.
> goddamnit
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
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hey look at this anti-tf2 post from an old homophobic christian forum
This is the first time I have ever been so happy to receive google news notifications😭
When are smartwatch companies going to stop pretending we all want a tamagotchi with less cute creatures and more fitness features and start giving us the cool stuff?
I don't want fitness I want gadgets. Besides nobody's trying to hide the fact that their watch is a smartwatch, it's a statement piece so u might as well make it chunky and cool
Ornate dagger with gold engravings and blued blade, Europe, late 18th century
from Czerny's International Auction House
Source: czernys.com
The impact Spiderverse has on art and artists is INSANE. Everyone is drawing, everyone is CREATING. From colour studies, to the art style studies, to making sona influenced by the movies' character designs. AI generated images are nowhere to be seen, and I hope they're going to stay buried in the uncreative pits they belong in... the world is in balance.
Seeing all the works are... WOW
I don't want a direct sequel to the DnD movie
I want more DnD movies with the same cast, but they play totally different characters every time, except for Xenk, who is the only recurring character in the entire franchise