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Go Rand Paul! It's Primary Day In Kentucky, Arkansas, Pennsylvania & Oregon
How excited are you for today's four-state super-sexy primary election? WELL THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, TRY AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH MORE EXCITEMENT. Doctor Rand Paul (son of Saint Paul, from the Bible) will likely/maybe beat the hell out of Mitch McConnell and Jim Bunning's unwanted love-child, Trey Gra...