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999 called after body found near Bulmershe allotments: turns out to be a stolen scarecrow - The Wokingham Paper
A scarecrow which sparked a 999 emergency when a “dead body” was discovered near allotments has achieved more fame in a new, hotly-contested competition. Decorator Neil Maybury, 50, went on holiday safe in the knowledge his Worzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally scarecrows were guarding vegetables on his allotment. But he returned home to discover Worzel …