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The Truth: A Novel of Discworld - What Monkey Says
“Lobsters flying through the air,” said Vimes flatly. “And something about sending ships by semaphore, sir.” “Oh dear. And what is Mr. Scrope saying?” “Apparently he says he is looking forward to a new era in our history and will put Ankh-Morpok back on the path of responsible citizenship, sir.” “Is that the same as …