Avast! - Adventures of an Urban Scallywag
Avast, ye scallywags! ‘Tis I, the Captain of this here vessel, so ye better listen t’what I’m about t’ tell ye, for I’ll only say it once. This beauty of a ship be under my command now, and ye’ll do well t’ listen. For too long, my adventures of piratical plunder and maritime mayhem have gone undocumented. That ends now. I’ll be