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Don't just get it clean - get it Cyber Clean! - Tech Digest
If your keyboard is forever full of the, er, by-products of the working day, perhaps you might be interested in giving it a thorough Cyber Clean. The Cyber Clean is a... some sort of... a thing designed to help stick to and pick up the human waste (I mean dead skin and hair, nothing rude) that tends to accumulate wherever humans sit still for long periods of time. It's uses a "combination of viscosity and elasticity" to sink into recesses and pick up dirt. It was probably developed by NASA...