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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Giant Dump, Says She’s Less of a B*tch Now
By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues After 43 years of holding it in, Gwyneth Paltrow finally pooped. “I don’t like to call it ‘pooping,’” stated Paltrow. “I prefer something gentler, like ‘conscio…