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Boy’s Life Ruined After Mother Doesn't Allow Him to Play Fortnite
Asked to comment on Eli’s bleak quality of life without Fortnite, his father replied, "Isn’t that some sort of Atari game? When I was a boy I didn’t even have Atari. I saved my quarters and walked two miles, through fields of poison oak, to play Donkey Kong at the local Pizza Hut."