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Buy These F**king Comics - May 2, 2012: 1990s Reboot Makes My Boner Dance | OMEGA-LEVEL
I just ate an entire Domino’s deep dish pizza. I’m covered in crumbs. My asshole is already writhing in hate, preparing to shotgun out waste across a porcelain tomb. My girlfriend and I aren’t seeing eye to eye on serious life issues. My bank account shrinks with the same rapidity my doughy ass’d waist expands. …