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Cats Don't Grieve - I Am The Kraken
The Five Stages of Cat Grief (by Dark Lord Cheeto): 1. Hiding (12- 16 hours): Stay on the top shelf of the closet or under the bed until the dust settles. Do not be observed. Do not come when called. Humans may confuse this with sleeping. 2. Seeking (20 – 30 minutes): Walk around caterwauling plaintively, which will make the humans feel sorry for you while allowing you to make sure that, indeed, the other quadripeds are gone from your universe. 3. Assessing (3 – 5 days): Act like everything is normal in case the quadripeds have temporarily relocated and return. Begin to plot your next steps in case you are lucky enough to have rid yourself of the others. Humans will interpret this as coping. 4. Delusions (7 days): Understand that the others are gone and give in to the fantasy that you, and youRead More...