How Not To Handle Sex Ed - I Am The Kraken
In the latest episode of “How Not To Handle Sex Ed” in our home tonight…in what became an increasingly futile attempt to reassure the boy child that he is totally normal and just growing up when he asked if it was normal to think about girls, I managed to bring up how a female praying mantis eats her mate, sex in the movie Species and those hanging alien pods, a scene in Orange is the New Black, and Rick getting it on with Michonne on Walking Dead. He ended up a sobbing mess insisting that he’s never taking his privates to Virginia because he doesn’t want them to go to Uterus because he’s afraid they’ll never come back. Obviously, I need a book. Or he needs a book, and I need a drink. One of those. Facebook Comments Related