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Jay and the Giant Metal Chicken II...and I can't even take credit for it! (see my Notes for Part I) - I Am The Kraken
And this morning started off so pleasantly…til the first text at 6:45AM… Jay: “WTF is WRONG with you? WHY did you GLUE pictures of metal chickens with jester hats on them all over my truck? I can’t get them off. What have I done to you? I let you keep everything. I haven’t bothered you. Why did you destroy my truck?” FASCINATING. All the more so because this is NOT my handiwork. Me: “Can you send me a photo?” Jay: “WTF???? What are you talking about? It’s probably on fb already.” Me: “I know. But it’s not on MY page, and therein lies the problem.” Jay: “My whole truck needs to be repainted. You used GLUE. I’m going to send you the bill and you are going to PAY or I will sue you so bad you’ll never feed that kid again.” WHATTA GUY, FOLKS! Does anyone wonder why IRead More...