Jay and the Giant Metal Chicken...so not a fairy tale! - I Am The Kraken
So last week, Jay and I had another of our “we can break up and you can take all my shit and we’ll still be friends” text exchanges that inevitably end in a reiteration of his true feelings about me being disguised by a statement using “hate” in some way with various adjectives and adverbs to help me better understand the many ways in which he feels this way (see Note about Why You Should Never Check Your Voicemail). Jay: “Stop leaving pictures of jesters on my truck. It’s not funny.” Me: “I have no idea what you’re talking about. And it was photo of Beyonce the Giant Metal Chicken, not a jester. And it was three weeks ago. I am so over you.” Jay: “You’re insane. Why are you leaving me photos of giant metal chickens?” Me: “I’m insane? Because it’s funny. One of the many things wrong withRead More...
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