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Why the HELL did I teach you to speak????? - I Am The Kraken
Earlier tonight, my friend Michele texted me: “Guess who won’t go the fuck to bed – of course!” Me: Go The Fuck To Sleep is like the best children’s book for parents ever written. You have to go to youtube and hear Samuel L. Jackson narrate it. Note: For those of you who have not seen/heard it, take a peek. It is worth the five minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0A6L9kx4c&playnext=1&list=PLF63D12D36F4A3CC2 Michele: Is that really a book? Me: OMG. Best.Book.Ever. For parents. Michele: A kid’s book with that title? Me: You have to read it to “get it”. It’s what you want to say at bedtime but don’t. Michele: There is also a book called “Monsters Eat Whiny Children”. We need to write one of these. I’m listening to this and laughing my ass off. Me: It is the best. Michele: I’m dying. Me: Let’s write “The Rich Girl’s Guide to Being Poor on the MainRead More...