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Make a pact with Satan to become a famous rock guitarist | Doktor Snake
If you dream of becoming a famous rock guitar player, respected for your speed and musicianship, there's no doubt about it: you have to make a pact with Mr. D. Sell your soul to Satan and make the Faustian Pact. It's the Devil's music after all. Any rock, country or blues guitarist who tells you otherwise is a Jesus-loving pussy full of fear and happy to be led by a corrupt religious organisation that spread it's doctrine through force (pagans were regular forced to convert to Christianity at sword-point).