PENIS ENVY by Susan Celia Greenfield • Cleaver Magazine
“Daddy, can I watch you make?” I was following my father down our long hallway to the bathroom, pulling the cord of my toy telephone behind me. It was an old-fashioned rotary kind, with plastic wheels, a red handle, and big ogling eyes. “Absolutely not!” He slammed the bathroom door in my face. A long, forceful stream of urine rang into the toilet bowl.