JUNE FAIRCHILD ISN’T DEAD by Alexis Rhone Fancher • Cleaver Magazine
JUNE FAIRCHILD ISN’T DEAD by Alexis Rhone Fancher she’s planning a comeback. she’s snorting Ajax for the camera. she’s landing a role on “I Spy.” she’s writing her number on a napkin and handing it to me at King Eddy’s Saloon. June Fairchild isn’t dead she’s just been voted Mardi Gras Girl at Aviation High. she’s acting in a movie with Roger Vadim. she’s gyrating at Gazarri’s, doing the Watusi with Sam The Sham. she’s mainlining heroin in a cardboard box. June Fairchild isn’t dead I saw her tying one on at King Eddy’s Saloon. she’s making “Drive, He Said,” with Jack Nicholson. she’s selling the Daily News in front of the courthouse. she’s snorting Ajax for the camera. June Fairchild isn’t dead she’s relapsing in front of the Alexandria Hotel. she’s working as a taxi dancer, making $200 a shift. I saw her vamping with Hefner, frugging on YouTube. … chop! chop! read more!
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