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EMERGENCIES, IN THE EVENT OF by Melissa Ostrom • Cleaver Magazine
EMERGENCIES, IN THE EVENT OF by Melissa Ostrom You cannot outrun it. Stand and wave both fists. Hide your palms. Speak softly. If it charges, curl up on your side, tuck in your head and project beach ball harmlessness. Feel free to breathe. This is no respiratory contagion. But avoid open sores and exchanging bodily fluids. Maybe cancel your trip.