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I’m scribbling this with my left hand, holding a penlight in my teeth as I try and shove Eightball’s ass out of my face with my right. “Gawd, you stink, Eightball!” I snarl. “And you need a bath!” Eightball doesn’t care. It’s all the same to him. I can’t tell if he’s happy …