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The Cambridge Companion to Academic Dipshits. A Poem by R.W. Haynes
A fat old parrot’s fine impersonation Of a dean, on YouTube, set our friend a laughing Which he couldn’t stop. It turned to coughing, And he died, sort of happy, at his station. We found in his desk, stashed carelessly, An ancient manuscript he was translating From Sicilian Greek, a traged