50 Shades of Hay
Yes it is true. I've had an affair and indeed, there is a new man in my life. He's not my usual type - tall, dark and handsome. Rather, he is short, heavy and freckled. His name is Gus and he's 17 years old. Now don't be so quick to judge me. 17 is like mid-life for Gus. Plus, I know I am not the