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Facial Fitness Pao
This fancy little ball gag with wings is the newest fitness item out of Japan. The Facial Fitness Pao runs for $135, and claims to firm and tighten your face. It must be true right? because Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson, but fuck that, i'm not buying this until Cristiano tosses one of these little dicks with wings in his mouth and gets to head wagging.