My Father Is A Righteous Man. - "The Teachings Of King David..."
A lot of it, however isn't so funny - for example, the failing school bit. The math bit. My Father taught me that Math teaches you HOW to think. Which now that I study math for 1 hour per day (like all of you should if you have time, as you are listening to audios about how to get rich on the internet, Amway audios, etc) I will tell you that not paying attention to mathematics caused a majority of the destruction in my life, as Math is the function of the frontal lobes predominantly responsible for manifestation and maintenance of our reality systems.