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[WP] Magic is in the process of being rediscovered.  You have just found a protection enchantment that sounds suspiciously like “Hold My Beer”. 
I murmured the words softly to myself: “Ancient elder gods, I call on thee. Torgath. Shenron. Gibbles. Protect this chalice for me.” Nothing happened save for a draft flickering my dyin…