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ROBERT DENIRO'S SYRIAN SNAFU BEHIND ERIC HOLDER RESIGNATION; EXCLUSIVE MNS REPORT
(New York City, N.Y., MNS reporter Brunhilde Liebesbombe with staff photographer Ogden Orffe): The well-kept secret behind the sudden departure of Attorney General Eric Holder from his post has been leaked by officials at the White House in a seemingly orchestrated effort to embarrass the president. MNS has learned that an "obsession" with Robert DeNiro forced the president's hand in demanding Holder's resignation before his alleged "psychosis" became public. It appears that Mr. Holder believes strongly that Syrian terrorist leader, Zahran Alloush of the "Army of Islam" is, in fact, Robert DeNiro (one of the world's most laurelled actors) and that Mr. DeNiro' absence from the Hollywood scene for four years is explained by his leadership of the anti-Assad, Saudi-supported terrorist organization. We spoke to former head of Syria's General Security Directorate, Lt. General Ali Mamlouk, about this over the telephone. General Mamlouk now advises the Syrian president about internal