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JOHN MCCAIN'S NEW PASSION FOR TEAM WRESTLING; MORE DISASTERS FOR RATS IN HOMS; ALEPPO FOREIGN VERMIN LEAVING BY HUNDREDS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS
(Thanks, Dudley) Tuscon, Arizona: It's official, John "Screwball" McCain has declared his intention to join the International Pro Wrestling Union (IPWU) and become a "team wrestler". Mr. McCain, seen above in an approved photo, squats at the far right just before vomiting into his outfit. He is preceded by four of his team from l to r: Mordred Raskalnikoff, Abu Sakkaar "The Cannibal, Tom Blagoyevitch and "Bandar the Beast". DAMASCUS: Ra`s Al-'Ayn: SAA uncovered a large factory making IEDs and car bombs. The cars all had Lebanese license plates. We want to thank the Saudi ape regime for all the nice explosives which we are going to use against the Saudi ape regime: (SANA) Rankoos: About to fall. Matter of hours. Children in the Qalamoon, at Ra`s Al-'Ayn, celebrate their liberation from the filthy bearded cannibal army sent by Saudi Arabia and Obama: HOMS: Al-Hissn-Waadi Khaaled area: As our readers know, the SAA liberated Al-Hissn yesterday killing many rats inside the town