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BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS
"E'er I saw Cuba". Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum. Bandar also likes terrorists. It's going to be perfect for him. Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike. I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to sojourn in the U.S. for a time before he's sent to a funny farm in the south. What south? Have a guess. I also had to have a platform to publish the information - which I did not have until today. The effort to move our program to a website while the FBI investigated the miserable Islamist pervert, who was hacking into our system, came a cropper for reasons I will detail later. In any case: Robert Ford, the misguided former U.S. ambassador to Syria and SyrPer's laureled winner of the 2011-2012 Egon Krenz/Markus Wolf Stasi Award for Service to the Syrian Security Services vouched for the veracity of the information from Tehran when