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WILL I SURVIVE THIS THING CALLED MOTHERHOOD? - TRAINING KEEPERS OF THE HOME
MOM! MOM! MOM! Kid #1 "Mom, mom, mommy" Kid #3 interrupting kid #1, "MOM!" Kid #6 "Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy" (interrupting all the others) Me:" Quit mommying me to death." Kid #1 "Mom?" Me: "I changed my name. I will no longer answer to anything you previously called me." Kids:…