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May I Call You Justin? or, R-r-r-r-oll up and r-r-r-rim to win™!
Well, come Monday the 19th, I donned my tiara with the great, big flashing “L-for-loser” and trotted off, unopened VISA bill in hand, to vote, non-strategically, for the Beard Party. M…