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I Can't Believe It's Not SeMeN! | SeMeN SPeRmS SuPeR SiTe
I opened up a tub of Smart Balance™ buttery spread today (Haaaah...'Buttery Spread'! Yeah, I'm eatin' healthy now...pffttt.) 'n I saw this wonderful sight: Looks kinda like a sperm fertilizing an egg, right? Kinda like seein' Jesus burned in my toast. ...Or a sperm stickin' his head in the sand like an ostrich. (which they never actually do, by the way) Is it a sign? Only time will tell...(wear a condom!)