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Weird news headline of the century: Don't Mess With Nana-Grandma Mayor Shoots and Kills 580-pound Alligator to Avenge Death of Miniature Horse - The Red Pen of Doom
This fine bit of weird news features a grandma with a gun, a giant alligator, a missing miniature horse and a well-seasoned raccoon. Gonzo journalism!