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The Red Pen of Doom reluctantly nukes THE GREAT GATSBY - The Red Pen of Doom
I take great pleasure in dissecting the first page of Popular Novels Which Actually Stink, or finding first pages that absolutely sing and figuring out why they’re so glorious. The first page matters. A few examples: The Red Pen of Doom puts a stake through TWILIGHT The Red Pen of Doom impales FIFTY SHADES OF … Continue reading The Red Pen of Doom reluctantly nukes THE GREAT GATSBY →