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Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car, Raccoon Then Attacks Driver - The Red Pen of Doom
Does it get any better than a headline like that? Click here for the incident report. So this convicted drunk driver has to blow into a tube before his car starts, and he’s drunk. Shocking. What’s this genius do? He looks for a sober buddy to puff that tube for him so he can drive … Continue reading Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car, Raccoon Then Attacks Driver →