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Epic Black Car deserves good owner; are you worthy? - The Red Pen of Doom
2002 Hyundai Elantra simply refuses to die. Comes in any color you want, as long as it’s black. Invisible at night. Unflinching in the rain. This automobile eats gas and spits out miles. Automatic transmission and cruise control, with airbags out the wazoo. Comes with an Obama bumper sticker and Smith & Wesson wheel grips, … Continue reading Epic Black Car deserves good owner; are you worthy? →