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Banned substances for writers - The Red Pen of Doom
Click here to read the whole post at McSweeney’s here, because it is brilliant. My personal favorites: CAPOTEX — A vintage 1960s designer drug. Unlike most other banned literary substances, this drug is often used by fiction writers and non-fiction writers alike. Artificially increases prose style and sophistication. May cause speech patterns to be affected. Known … Continue reading Banned substances for writers →