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Bread and Body Fluids: I’d Come Up With a Less Gross Title, But I Have One Kid Crying, One Harfing, and One Bleeding… I’m Sure You Understand
Took my kid to the orthodontist this morning. He had to have brace wires removed so I could take him to the dentist to get four teeth pulled. Spilled my coffee. All 20 ounces. All over the floor of…