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Icebreakers - GOSS KERACEY
When we go out, I’m a stunt double, Or a bouncer, or a villain, or a thug; But only on the silver screen. My buddy here, he’s an underwear model. Yes, really. It’s no big deal. Not like, Calvin Klein, or anything. He doesn’t have the height for it. But you know those Fruit of the Loom ads, The ones where you only see the guy From navel to thigh, And it’s very focused on boxers or briefs, And the bulge in the crotch Staring at you subliminally Behind that thin layer of cotton? Yeah, that’s totally him. So, basically, ...