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13 Jokes Accountants Love!! | Parfrey Murphy
Hope you enjoy the following great jokes that accountants love to send each other: Welcome to the accounting firm where everybody counts. It’s accrual world. Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. How does Santa’s accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation. Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and …