paradoxoftheday.com
Philosophy jokes - part 3 (Why did the chicken cross the road?) | Paradox of the day .com
Philosophy jokes - part 3 (Why did the chicken cross the road?) Adams, Douglas: Forty-two. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Blake, William: To see heaven in a wild fowl. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Chaucer, Geoffrey: So priketh hem nature in hir corages. Constable: To get a better view. Cosell, Howard: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence. Dali, Salvador: The Fish. Darwin, Charles: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Derrida, Jacques: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD! Dickinson, Emily