onegirlsrant.com
Football Food for the Forty-Six Percenters - One Girl’s Rant
Like forty-six percent of women in the United States I love American Pro Football. Especially the Super Bowl. I love crowding with my peeps around a spread of tasty morsels. I love lively conversation straight through the big plays. Which is why I/we dislike watching ball with our guys. Their flailing elbows are a hazard, their flying mouth crumbs super gross. Plus they’re know-it-alls who think we don’t ‘get it’ and shush us during two point conversations. Fun fact: chatting during the play doesn’t impair anyone’s ability to SEE the screen nor does it impact the outcome of the action. We do get the game, btw. We get the blitz schemes. The trick plays. All mostly stupid. If the offense hadn’t mishandled the ball for the last six possessions an angel stunt wouldn’t be necessary. Kay? Kay. No, I don’t like watching foodball with the guys. I especially don’t like their football go-to foods of choice. Google ‘Super Bowl food’ and you get this: A Delicious Local Elixir No hoppy belly-bomb beer for my crew: our favorite game-day beverage, served ice cold in Champagne flutes, is Beak & Skiff’s 1911 Hard Cider. This lovely elixir is sweet, light and bubbly. Best of …