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Not Very Intelligent Design? Socrates vs Testicles - Neel Ingman
Testicles was not a Greek philosopher. He was a Greek poet. Testicles, the body parts, were named after Testicles the Greek poet because most Greek citizens, if offered the choice, would rather take a swift kick to the nuts than sit through a long and tedious poetry recital by Testicles.