Obama Urges Congress to “Spend like there’s no tomorrow, because if you don’t, THERE MAY NOT BE A TOMORROW.”
Citing an economic booby trap of elephantine proportions, President-elect Barack Obama urged Congress yesterday to pass yet another costly and ultimately ineffective stimulus bill as quickly as possible. In response to the very utterance of the world's favorite bureaucrat, stock prices surged in yet another record-setting rally—an undeniably positive sign that experts say signals an end to the economic crisis for the seventeenth time in the past six months.