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Anti-Depressant Manufacturers Thrilled by Oncoming Recession
Although most families find that the onset of a recession is a hardship to be overcome, there is a silver lining to every cloud. One such example is the makers of various anti-depressant medications, for whom the prospect of impending national economic difficulty is like winning the lottery. As consumers across the nation tighten their belts and cut back on all but the basic necessities, often the first things to go are the budgets for entertainment and eating out. While a lack of amusing distractions coupled with a job loss or pay cut may leave families feeling down and out, it has drug makers smiling ear to ear. In these trying times, said Pfizer CEO Jeff Kindler, we are overjoyed to be in a position that allows us to reap massive profits by giving people the ability to chemically alter their mood.