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Australia Welcomes Complete Lawlessness
Embracing the country's long history as the premier place to send the lawless, Australia's Prime Minister Kevin Rudd announced today that the country will do away with laws entirely. Prime Minister Rudd responded to probing questions from the press by hurling microphones at reporters and challenging indignant cameramen to fisticuffs. A public vote was held on Monday, in which 97% of the citizens voted in favor of eliminating the overbearing burden that rules and regulations have brought upon the one-time haven for the lawless.