Deadly Butt-Cheek Disease Thwarted by Paper Seat Cover
PIKE PLACE MARKET, SEATTLE – A deadly strain of Hinternoccoci bacteria was soundly thwarted in its attempt to spread from a public toilet seat to the butt-cheek of area man Todd Stanley Tuesday. Before taking his seat on the public toilet, Stanley carefully removed a paper toilet seat cover from the Health Guard dispenser in the stall, placing it squarely on the communal throne.