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Climatologists: Melting Arctic Ice an Excellent Source of Bottled Water
In the wake of last week's seemingly dire news that ice at the North Pole is on track to melt by September, climatologists have come forward with news that somewhat softens the blow. According to a growing number of scientists, melting arctic ice tastes absolutely delicious—far better than any bottled water currently on the market. Recent Arctic warming is quite dramatic, said Jolene Townsend, a climatologist at the University of Washington, but so is the American appetite for pure, fresh-tasting bottled water. Townsend described the scenario as a win-win since really who lives in the Arctic anyway—nobody, that's who. If I weren't so busy breathlessly spreading global warming alarmism, I would bottle this stuff and sell it myself, said University of Colorado climatologist Steven Wiltshire...